This hilarious catalog of insane and dangerous toys is a sharp and unrelenting satire of yesteryear’s most beloved playthings. Toys “4” Cheap is your #1 source for overlooked and discontinued toys like the Magic 1-Ball, Stretch-the-Truth Armstrong, My Digital Stepdad, and The Lack of Self-Care Bears. Make your selections, call (555) TOY-FUPB, then pick up your items at one of two convenient Montana Badlands locations. Remember: We put the “fun” in “No Refunds!”

“Sharp, fearless humor… incredibly funny.”

-Michael Kupperman, Tales Designed to Thrizzle

“Asterios is one of the most obtusely cantankerous comedians I know, and is able to send me into a giggle fit as if there was a lack of oxygen in the room.”

-Jonah Ray, Mystery Science Theater 3000

About the Authors: Asterios Kokkinos is a comedian who has written and performed for The Nerdist, Geek & Sundry, Paste Magazine, Something Awful & the Maximum Fun podcast network. His only childhood friends were toys, and even they eventually disappointed him.

Jimmy Hasse has contributed comics and illustrations to The Devastator since the beginning. After three years of freelance illustration and working at the Lincoln Park Zoo, Jimmy became an intern at The Onion, where he worked his way up to his current position, Managing Graphics Editor.