Project Description

Frankenstein’s Girlfriend

A hilarious teen novella about geeks figuring out life after high school and who they really are: a Mummy or a Frankenstein. Dana is an awkward 18-year-old whose anxiety and competitiveness have kept her from making real friends. When Dana meets a boy who belongs to a cripplingly nerdy subculture based on classic monsters, her life suddenly becomes a lot more interesting – and much more embarrassing! Her life plan was to skip college and leap into the CEO position at Juiceroo, but she might learn that life isn’t a straight line. It’s a winding path into a mad scientist’s laboratory

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Frankenstein’s Girlfriend is a monster mash of everything I love! Mad scientist / author Geoffrey Golden stitches together unforgettable characters, hilariously sharp prose, and moments of teenage awkwardness that make your high school yearbook picture look like the cover of Vogue.” -Heather Nuhfer, author of Monster High, The Vampire Diaries, and My Little Pony comics

About the Author: Geoffrey Golden is a writer and fighter from West Hollywood, CA. As a writer, he’s the Editor-in-Chief of The Devastator. In addition, he’s written for Cracked, Buzzfeed, Sesame Workshop, Warner Bros and others. As a fighter, he’s killed many a man and his heart is heavy.