Friendships will be broken, wingmen will betray those for whom they wanged, and many fligglenaxes will be slain in Wizards of Cockblock Forest: a Dungeons & Dragons tabletop RPG parody game.

Cockblock Forest is a place like no other! Actually, it’s a lot like Brooklyn, if Brooklyn were populated by goblins and dragons, as well as hipster d-bags. To become this world’s most powerful Wizard, convince ambisexual Faeries to have sex with you. When a Wizard “gets it on” with a Faerie, the Wizard gains magic power, and the Faerie gains many enchanted regrets! However, there are scarce few Faeries in this forest, so shut down your fellow sorcerers’ game – by any means necessary! (1 to 6 players)

“A loving parody of Dungeons & Dragons… AND YES, IT’S A REAL GAME.”

-Geeknation

About the Creators: Author Geoffrey Golden is the Editor-in-Chief of The Devastator. In addition, he’s written for Cracked, Buzzfeed, Sesame Workshop, Warner Bros and others. Illustrator Paul Roman Martinez is the creator of The Adventures of 19XX.