Project Description


Jayson Arnold, aka “Uncle Creepzone,” is an obsessed, obese horror film fan who prefers torture porn to any other kind. He runs The Creepzone, the worst horror movie news blog on the internet. When Jayson takes part in a deceiving marketing tie-in for Murder Upload, the worst horror movie ever made, he pisses off The Creepzone’s only loyal reader. Told through a series of blog entries, Jayson’s real life soon becomes a horror movie, and his loyal reader has now become… his worst nightmare.

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“This book is absolutely hilarious – if you love and are simultaneously repulsed by ridiculous internet subcultures, you owe it to yourself to buy this book”-Amazon Reader Review

About the Author: Geoffrey Golden is a writer and fighter from West Hollywood, CA. As a writer, he’s the Editor-in-Chief of The Devastator. In addition, he’s written for Cracked, Buzzfeed, Sesame Workshop, Warner Bros and others. As a fighter, he’s killed many a man and his heart is heavy.