Ever get so pissed at your coworker who brings her dog to work that your blood bursts out of your body? How about that guy from college who’s inexplicably become a hardcore Republican? Poisonous People Paper Dolls lets you take the blade to these clowns and humiliate them in the comfort of your own home. Plus, we’re pretty sure actually torturing them is illegal.

About the Author: Jamie Loftus is a standup comedian, animator and writer who has created for Comedy Central, VICE, Playboy, Inverse, The New Yorker and many more.