12:05 pm – Meeting delayed due to beer not being ironic enough.
It’s the best thing to happen to Ninja Turtle Corgis since Ninja Turtle Corgis.
Polish your mystical tiara! Vaseline your ogre teeth! Spike the elven punch!
The greatest pop culture natural disaster in history!
Finally, the long-awaited return of America’s favorite quirky Ninja Corgi family.
Cutting-up Marvel’s mightiest mutant with nothing but our adamantium-laced funny bones!
Remember thy secret handshake, bra! A Wizards of Cockblock Forest exclusive supplement!
Clowns! Tunnels! Literature!
The Hobbit has been divided into three movies, but we’ve broken down the filler for you.