Ryan Bartoski, a trading card enthusiast and Sioux City Flea Market regular, presents a guide to the value of trading cards based on his personal experiences. The Howard the Duck card where he’s in bed with Beverly is worth $44, because it gave Ryan his first boner, and the Garbage Pail Kid card Fryin’ Ryan is worth $7, because the author is also named Ryan! What is your collection worth (to Ryan)?

About the Author: Lee Keeler produces The Hour of Power Hour at the Improv Hollywood and is founder of the Green Gravel Comedy Fest in central Iowa.