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The Devastator: Otaku

The Devastator is the geek comedy book series featuring new works by 30+ writers and artists from The Daily Show, The Onion, Adult Swim, Marvel and more!

The Devastator: Otaku dubs the world of anime culture a new one. We imported over 9000 parodies of Sailor Moon, Inuyasha, Phoenix Wright, Hayao Miyazaki and more! Featuring contributions from Joe Lo Truglio, KC Green, Todd Alcott, and a mecha-hilarious cover by Felipe Smith. Flip the book around for Dick Note, a magic notebook that allows you to dick over anyone whose name you write on its pages. Yatta!

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"[The Devastator has] a hip but undeniably warped sensibility that falls somewhere between the broad satire of National Lampoon or Mad and the bitter humor of Peter Bagge." -Suduvu (Del Rey)

"I will attest to The Devastator being a very, very funny book. I've read every issue; I think they're hilarious. I always look forward to it coming out." -Jordan Morris, Jordan, Jesse, Go!


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Grosslumps: Tales to Irritate Your Spook Glands

Here lie nine spooktacular, hauntifying, and ghouleriffic tales by horror mega-maestro P. F. Chills! A high school where human sacrifices are the illest. A magic button that delivers killer pizza. An aging rock band who turns fans into demons. A kid who discovers his parents' divorce lawyers are aliens. These stories and more will give you a nasty, highly contagious case of the grosslumps.

"For every adolescent, there's one author who helps you grow -- shapes you into the adult you become. I read a lot of P.F. Chills as a youth, and for me that author was Judy Blume."
-Jesse Thorn, host of Bullseye and Jordan, Jesse, Go!

About the Author: P. F. Chills' horror books for children are sold in Dollar World bargain bins across the country! He's written over 900 books. If you stacked them all on top of one another, you would have the premise for Grosslumps #598: The Ghost Librarian's Teetering Stack.

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The Devastator: Apocalypse

The Devastator is the geek comedy book series featuring new works by 30+ writers and artists from The Daily Show, The Onion, Adult Swim, Marvel and more!

The Devastator: Apocalypse drops the big one on pop culture's obsession with doomsday. Crawling out of the wreckage are parodies of H.P. Lovecraft, Planet of the Apes, Escape From New York, The Road and more! Featuring contributions from Paul Scheer, Joe Lo Truglio, Danny Hellman, Jordan Morris, and an explosive cover by Michael DeForge. Flip the book around for Oh, the Flesh You Will Eat!, an infectious Dr. Seuss spoof that shows an epidemic from the virus' point-of-view.

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"For the fan of offbeat humor and indie comics." -Comics Alliance

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Buffalo Speedway: The Deep Dish Omnibus

A deep dish, super-sized omnibus collection of the indie comic hit Buffalo Speedway. Figgs is a pizza boy who's about to hit the eight year mark working for Houston's Turbo Pizza. In the world of pizza delivery that makes you a lifer. You're going to die a pizza boy. Figgs secretly wants to be a police officer, but pizza boys and cops are mortal enemies. He's got one day to decide his fate, and that one day happens to be June 17th, 1994: the busiest pizza day in history. In one day, there was the World Cup, the NBA Finals and OJ Simpson went on the run. Follow the drivers of Turbo Pizza as they chase destiny, make history and go from pizza boys to pizza men.

"Pizza and Comics, the two greatest things known to man. Mercado spins a yarn that's just as funny as it is enthralling." -Huffington Post

About the Author: Yehudi Mercado is a former pizza delivery driver turned writer / illustrator, whose projects include Guardians of the Galaxy: The Universal Weapon (Marvel / Disney) and Pantalones, TX (Boom / Archaia). Yehudi is currently an Art Director for Disney Interactive.

Limited edition of 100. Every book is hand signed and includes a hand drawn illustration!


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The Enemies of Twenty-Something Mega Man

This year, Mega Man turns 27. To celebrate, Dr. Wily created a set of sinister robots to annoy the shit out of him, based on the worst kinds of people we meet in our twenties. These are the lamest, most aggravating Robot Masters yet!

Can Mega Man defeat Unsolicited Diet Advice Man? Nonchalant Cocaine Use Man? Too Many Kickstarters Man? To stop them all, you'll need more than Rush. You'll need this handy field guide! (And possibly Metal Blade.)

About the Author: Asterios Kokkinos is a comedian and Contributing Editor to The Devastator who has written and performed for The Nerdist, Geek & Sundry, National Lampoon, Screen Junkies and Cracked.com.

About the Illustrator: Paige Weldon is an illustrator and stand-up comedian who has performed at Meltdown, Holy Fuck and the Bridgetown Comedy Festival in Portland.

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Super Advanced Wizards of Cockblock Forest

Friendships will be broken, wingmen will betray those for whom they wanged, and many fligglenaxes will be slain in Wizards of Cockblock Forest: a Dungeons & Dragons tabletop RPG parody game.

Cockblock Forest is a place like no other! Actually, it's a lot like Brooklyn, if Brooklyn were populated by goblins and dragons, as well as hipster d-bags. To become this world's most powerful Wizard, convince ambisexual Faeries to have sex with you. When a Wizard "gets it on" with a Faerie, the Wizard gains magic power, and the Faerie gains many enchanted regrets! However, there are scarce few Faeries in this forest, so shut down your fellow sorcerers' game - by any means necessary! (1 to 6 players.)

Fans of the original WoCF manual from The Devastator: Fantasy will LOVE this all-new "Super Advanced" version, with more cockblock spells, more skeezy scenarios, and more ways to hit on Faeries than ever before!

"A loving parody of Dungeons & Dragons... AND YES, IT'S A REAL GAME." -Geeknation

About the Author: Geoffrey Golden is a writer and fighter from West Hollywood, CA. As a writer, he's the Editor-in-Chief of The Devastator. In addition, he's written for Cracked, Buzzfeed, Sesame Workshop, Warner Bros and others. As a fighter, he's killed many a man and his heart is heavy.

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Slash Fiction Through The Ages

For over a hundred years, the sister mediums of animation and comic strip have provided us with many of the world's most beloved fictional characters. From Bugs Bunny to Buzz Lightyear, cartoon characters have made us laugh, made us cry, and even made us think time and time again.

Devastator Press is honored to present this volume of heretofore unseen stories and illustrations starring cherished characters like Mickey Mouse, Popeye, and Fat Albert. Join us for an incredible journey through the history of animation and comics, for a book of DIRTY TALES AND SCRIBBLINS WHEREBY TOON DUDES ARE DOIN' IT XXX GAY STYLE!

Fans of the original Slash Fiction Through The Ages stories from The Devastator: Cartoons will go LOONEY for this collected edition, with a new introduction from the embarrassed author and a hot tale involving an iconic, theme park loving rodent (whose parent company is notoriously litigious)!

About the Author: Patrick Baker has written for MTV's Popzilla, Global TV's Bob and Doug, NPR's Right Between The Ears, and is the author of Lit Libs and Senseless Sensibilities.

About the Illustrator: Elan' Trinidad was nominated for a 2009 Eisner for Best Webcomic and currently works on an animated show that teaches kids to buy its toys.

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The Devastator: Toys & Games

The Devastator is the geek comedy book series featuring new works by 30+ writers and artists from The Daily Show, The Onion, Adult Swim, Marvel and more!

The Devastator: Toys & Games is the Super Toy Run of pop culture satire! We stuffed parodies of Monopoly, He-Man, Polly Pocket, Game Boy and more into our overflowing toy box. Featuring contributions from Greg Proops, KC Green, Todd Alcott, Liz Prince, and an eye-popping cover by Jeremy Sorese. Flip the book around for Cluemates: The Passive-Aggressive Roommate Detective Game, a fully-playable parody of Clue that includes a fold-out board and playing cards!

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"I will attest to The Devastator being a very very funny book, I've read every issue, I think they're hilarious. I always look forward to it coming out." -Jordan Morris, Jordan, Jesse, Go!

"For the fan of offbeat humor and indie comics." -Comics Alliance

"NOT OPTIONAL." -A.V. Club

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Frankenstein's Girlfriend

A hilarious teen novella about geeks figuring out life after high school and who they really are: a Mummy or a Frankenstein. Dana is an awkward 18-year-old whose anxiety and competitiveness have kept her from making real friends. When Dana meets a boy who belongs to a cripplingly nerdy subculture based on classic monsters, her life suddenly becomes a lot more interesting - and much more embarrassing! Her life plan was to skip college and leap into the CEO position at Juiceroo, but she might learn that life isn't a straight line. It's a winding path into a mad scientist's laboratory!

#1 Hottest New Young Adult Humor Release on Amazon!

"Frankenstein's Girlfriend is a monster mash of everything I love! Mad scientist / author Geoffrey Golden stitches together unforgettable characters, hilariously sharp prose, and moments of teenage awkwardness that make your high school yearbook picture look like the cover of Vogue." -Heather Nuhfer, author of Monster High, The Vampire Diaries, and My Little Pony comics

About the Author: Geoffrey Golden is a writer and fighter from West Hollywood, CA. As a writer, he's the Editor-in-Chief of The Devastator. In addition, he's written for Cracked, Buzzfeed, Sesame Workshop, Warner Bros and others. As a fighter, he's killed many a man and his heart is heavy.

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The Devastator: Crossovers

The Devastator is the geek comedy book series featuring new works by 30+ writers and artists from The Daily Show, The Onion, Adult Swim, Marvel and more!

The Devastator: Crossovers is the Large Hadron Collider of pop culture, smashing together Alf + Slimer, Batman + Q*Bert, and ALL the Colin Firths! Featuring contributions from Box Brown, Blaine Capatch, R. Sikoryak, and a cover by Jim Rugg that mashes up all that is cartoon holy. Flip the book around for the ultimate '80s young adult crossover: The Boxcar Boys Meet The Sweet Basin Twins in Mystery of the Satanic Babysitters Cult! Bonus: A limited edition hologram cover, because the 90s!

Crossovers is out of print. The digital book is available here.

"It shouldn't come as any surprise that the contributors to The Devastator include alumni of Funny Or Die, Metalocalypse, The Venture Bros., McSweeney's, Cracked, Mad, and (full disclosure) The Onion. It's every inch as irreverently awesome as that pedigree suggests." -A.V. Club

"As a rule, what makes a great crossover is a fun, clever idea presented in a way that keeps the focus on the fun and clever parts. That's what the Devastator contributors do and that's what makes this eighth issue so good." -CBR / Robot 6


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The Devastator: Spies (Digital Book)

The Devastator is the geek comedy book series featuring new works by 30+ writers and artists from The Daily Show, The Onion, Adult Swim, Marvel and more!

The Devastator: Spies uncovers the gritty, suspenseful, and tantalizingly tedious world of espionage! Check out our newly declassified takeoffs of James Bond, Jason Bourne, Mission: Impossible and Boris & Natasha. Featuring contributions from Laura Silverman, Dominic Dierkes, Todd Alcott and a cover by Michael Kupperman that'll leave your brain shaken and stirred. Includes the 90's sci-fi cyber-spy novel-book Brent Spiner's TOK-WARZ!

This is a digital book. You'll receive an email immediately after purchase with the download link. Spies is only available in print as part of our Volume 2 Collection.

"Secretly Hilarious" -Comics Alliance

"A humor magazine that values good design as highly as good gags..." -A.V. Club

"This is a goddamn fantastic book put out by people who truly care about releasing the best looking, most funniest, comedy zine around" -Bleeding Cool


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The Devastator: Indie (Digital Book)

The Devastator is the geek comedy book series featuring new works by 30+ writers and artists from The Daily Show, The Onion, Adult Swim, Marvel and more!

The Devastator: Indie uncovers the PBR-fueled world of Indie culture! Check out our totally ridic takeoffs of indie darlings like Banksy, Wes Anderson, Alan Moore, and of course, Robocop. Featuring contributions from Maddox, Noah Van Sciver, R. Sikoryak and a cover by Andy Ristaino that'll knock you off your fixie. Includes the classic science fiction novel Invasion of the Klostermen.

This is the Indie digital book. You'll receive an email immediately after purchase with the download link. Indie is only available in print as part of our Volume 2 Collection.

"Lively and amusing from start to finish" -A.V. Club

"What makes the Devastator so enjoyable is that it zeroes in on elements that are part of the culture and uses them as the foundations to springboard into jokes." -Comics Alliance

"The contributors at Devastator are creative, talented, funny folks who put together a great looking final product" -Bleeding Cool

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The Devastator: Fantasy (Digital Book)

The Devastator is the geek comedy book series featuring new works by 30+ writers and artists from The Daily Show, The Onion, Adult Swim, Marvel and more!

The Devastator: Fantasy is the stuff of legends! Contained within the pages of this tome are parodies of Game of Thrones, Lord of the Rings, Final Fantasy and so much more, featuring contributions from Tony Millionaire, Zach Weiner and an epic cover by Dan Hipp. Includes our playable Dungeons and Dragons take-off, Wizards of C*ckblock Forest. It's comedy double damage!

This is a digital book. You'll receive an email immediately after purchase with the download link. Fantasy is only available in print as part of our Volume 2 Collection.

"Great comics from truly twisted (and hilarious) minds." -Geek Nation

"Delivering hilarious stories, comics and parodies of all things pop culture, homages abound [...] in this gem of a publication." -Nerd Out With Me

"[The Devastator is] the finest printed, best designed, and funniest mini-magazine in Los Angeles - and maybe even the entire country." -LA I'm Yours

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The Devastator: Arcade (Digital Book)

The Devastator is the geek comedy book series featuring new works by 30+ writers and artists from The Daily Show, The Onion, Adult Swim, Marvel and more!

In The Devastator: Arcade, we cash in our life savings for precious arcade tokens with takeoffs of Marvel vs. Capcom, Rampage, Chuck E. Cheese and so much more. Contributions from James Kochalka, Jon Schnepp and Super Meat Boy are worth their weight in 1-ups, as is the high scoring cover by Danny Hellman. Includes the thrilling Journey of Decisions book Night at the ARRRR-Cade! Remember: Winners don't use drugs, but comedy magazines are like mind-drugs, so you figure it out!

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"Seriously funny" -The Escapist

"[The Devastator is] funny and features some pretty amazing talent." -GamePolitics.com

"It's smart, funny on multiple levels... tilted, askew, satirical, tongue-in-cheek, and a number of other adjectives." -CraveOnline


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Snarkicide

Jayson Arnold, aka "Uncle Creepzone," is an obsessed, obese horror film fan who prefers torture porn to any other kind. He runs The Creepzone, the worst horror movie news blog on the internet. When Jayson takes part in a deceiving marketing tie-in for Murder Upload, the worst horror movie ever made, he pisses off The Creepzone's only loyal reader. Told through a series of blog entries, Jayson's real life soon becomes a horror movie, and his loyal reader has now become... his worst nightmare!

Top 20 Parody Release on Amazon!

"This book is absolutely hilarious - if you love and are simultaneously repulsed by ridiculous internet subcultures, you owe it to yourself to buy this book. -Amazon Reader Review

About the Author: Geoffrey Golden is a writer and fighter from West Hollywood, CA. As a writer, he's the Editor-in-Chief of The Devastator. In addition, he's written for Cracked, Buzzfeed, Sesame Workshop, Warner Bros and others. As a fighter, he's killed many a man and his heart is heavy.


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The Devastator: Cats (Digital Book)

The Devastator is the geek comedy book series featuring new works by 30+ writers and artists from The Daily Show, The Onion, Adult Swim, Marvel and more!

The Devastator: Cats inhales the world of felines like sweet, sweet nip, with takeoffs of Garfield, LOLcats, Hello Kitty and so much more. Contributions from Jeffrey Brown, Mike Sacks and Becky + Frank will rub their furry heads against your gooey brains, along with a wuvable cover by Pierre Bernard. Includes our pet store-ready photo book 400 Reasons to Get Married... To Your Cat! Whatever you do, keep this issue away from ALF.

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"The sophistication of The Onion, but with the geek culture references from one's youth that can be found on any vintage T-Shirt website." -Player Affinity


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The Devastator: Science Fiction (Digital Book)

The Devastator is the geek comedy book series featuring new works by 30+ writers and artists from The Daily Show, The Onion, Adult Swim, Marvel and more!

The Devastator: Science Fiction devours sci-fi like Unicron would scarf down planet Pandora. Many Bothans died to bring you these take-offs on Tron, Doctor Who, Alien vs Predator, and much more. Those poor Bothans. Featuring contributions from Jon Schnepp, Angus Oblong, and a fabulously freaky cover by R. Sikoryak. Includes the literary mashup to (hopefully) end all literary mashups, Mrs. Dalloway and the Reptilian Humanoids.

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"Warp speed satire" -Wired.com

"An impressive group of creators... funny but a bit, um, disturbing?" -CBR / Robot 6

"Devastator is poised to start picking up the slack left by the decline of magazines like Mad, Cracked or even Lampoon, with a smart mix of humorous prose and comics." -Jeffrey Brown, author of Darth Vader and Son


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The Devastator: Cartoons (Digital Book)

The Devastator is the geek comedy book series featuring new works by 30+ writers and artists from The Daily Show, The Onion, Adult Swim, Marvel and more!

The Devastator: Cartoons drops an ACME anvil on all of Toontown with take-offs on Transformers, Ninja Turtles, Popeye and th-th-that's not all, you guys! Featuring contributions from David Malki!, Todd Alcott, R. Sikoryak and James Urbaniak, wrapped in a hypnotic cover by Scott Gross.

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"A sweet little package of funny stuff [with] great artists and writers involved." -Cartoon Brew

"Hits my funny bone square on." -Giant Fire Breathing Robot

"For fans of comedy, and those who just love satire or cartoons, this is a must have. If you don't love this, I don't want to know you." -Comixtreme


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